So a Fisherman at the river asked me what the lasso was for and I told him that I use it for catching fish. He laughed at me and said "You won't catch anything with that".
I asked him how much his fishing tackle cost him and he replied "Over a thousand pounds (£1000)" was the reply. Have you caught anything yet I asked him ?. No was the response. I told him my rope cost me one pound (£1.00) and I haven't caught anything either.
The Moral of the story is that I don't need to spend a Thousand Pounds (£1000) to look stupid, One Pound (1.00) will do the job just as well.......!!
